Rock
Scissors
Fuck
I accidentally burped into my bong.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
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True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
this hospital has no fireball
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
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I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
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