Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
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I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
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Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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