My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
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Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
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He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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