Banned from zoo.
Again?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
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Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
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don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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