we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
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Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
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I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I need to calm my uterus...
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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