She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
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I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
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Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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