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16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
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I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
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We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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