WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
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Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
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Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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