We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
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I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
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Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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