I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Are we still banned from the library?
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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