The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
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Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
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I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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