Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
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she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
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GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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