Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
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Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
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He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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