Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
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What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
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The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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