Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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