will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
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Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
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I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
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