Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
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I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
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Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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