i always forget guys have bellybuttons
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
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He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
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You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
i need some magic done to my vagina
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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