I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
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She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
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This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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