We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
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I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
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Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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