Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
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I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
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No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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