Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
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I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
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If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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