how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
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I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
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I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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