I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
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Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
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my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
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