Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
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did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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