I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
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I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
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Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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