The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
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Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
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Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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