I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
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Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
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while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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