Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
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Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
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i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
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