I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
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every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
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Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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