so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
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is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
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I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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