Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Welp...herpes.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
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I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
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In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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