i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
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I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
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Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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