Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
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We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
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currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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