What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
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On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
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I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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