hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
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In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
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i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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