When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize