I want to stick my p in your. b.
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
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so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
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I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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