My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
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Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
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In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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