that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
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Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
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Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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