just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
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There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
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Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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