I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
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My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
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I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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