Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
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I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
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He called his dick the "gentle giant"
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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