I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I need to stop coming to work sober
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
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I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
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Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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