i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
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after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
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I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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