3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
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On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
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We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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