i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
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So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
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You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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