Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
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I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
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I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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