She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
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She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
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He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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