Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
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hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
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His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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